What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for 2 days and left on Friday!
His horse’s name is Friday!
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Wheres popcorn?
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None; they’re all copy cats!
Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
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