A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…
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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia
A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…
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What music do balloons hate?
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Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
From Morgan, 14 years old, UT
What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?
From Kiara, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia
What has 4 legs, 1 head, and 1 foot?
From Raina, age 10, india
What city do cows love the most?
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