What’s the difference between a book and a teacher?
You can shut the book up!
What do teapots wear for clothes?
A T-shirt!
Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids won’t eat broccoli!
What starts with an “E”, end with an “E” and is full of letters?
An envelope!!!
How did the woman knit a suit of armor?
She used steel wool.
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