What type of boat do smart kids travel on?
Scholar-Ships!
Why didn’t the tree play checkers?
Because he was a Chess-nut tree!
My sister sent a picture of herself to a Lonely Hearts Club.
They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!
What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?
A frog in a purple dress!
Why was Adam afraid of science class?
He heard they were splitting the atom!
What was wrong with Dave’s Pencil Story?
It didn’t have a point.
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