What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a choy?
Buck choy!
What do you call a man of steel in a bowl?
Soup-er man!
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard!
Why do peple go on dates?
Because they can’t go on months!
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
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