Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?
Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.
Why did the spider use the computer?
Because someone said it had a bug!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
One night, a king and queen go into a castle. No one was in the castle and no one came out of the castle. The next day, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
The knight (night), the king, and the queen!
What did Delaware (Della wear)?
Idaho (I don’t know), Alaska(I’ll ask her)!
A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
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