Why did the pencil go to school?
He needed his writing skills sharpened.
A man moves a wheelbarrow past a hotel, then breathes a sigh of relief. Why?
It’s Monopoly!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Odor in the court!!
What do you never do in an airport?
never yell hi to your friend jack.
HI JACK!
HI JACK!
If a long dress is evening wear, what is armor?
Silver wear.
If a plane flying from Miami to Alaska crashes on the border between Canada and the United States, where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
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