A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
What do you get when you cross a rock star and a turtle?
A hard rocker
Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?
Because he was already stuffed!
What does a dog do to a steak?
He’ll goblet!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What did the buffalo say to it’s son
Bye son!
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