What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells. (Nose)
Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because he was never right!
Why did they fire the cross-eyed school teacher?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What did Cinderella say when her photos were taking long to develop?
Someday my prints will come.
What kind of underwear do math teachers wear?
Algebras!
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
