How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?
By kissing them!
What is the sweetest type of bear?
A gummy bear!
Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!
I’m sorry. What did you say?
Where do pirates eat?
Argh-by’s!
Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.
He died.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
STUCK!
