What wave can’t you surf?
A microwave!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.
Where do you plant kids?
Kinder garden!
Did you hear the joke about the mile stick?
It’s a long story!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he’s a chicken!
Antonio: Do you know what BRB means,Michael?
Michael: Be right back
Antonio: NO! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! ITS DARK! WAAAAH!
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