Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”
John: No, Henry is my roommate!
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
A croc!
Why was the policeman singing in the car?
He was a singer too.
What’s a cow’s favorite math problem?
1 + 1 = moo!
What do you get if you put a spider on a computer.
A website!
It is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of the end,
And the end of every space.
What is it?
The letter E.
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