Why did the cow go to Hollywood ?
To be a moovie star!
What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
A sour-puss!
Why didn’t the shrimp share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Where’s the world’s biggest diamond?
In any baseball field.
What does a cow say when a person is in front of her at the movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooove!
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Every animal! Houses can’t jump!
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