Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the elephant and chicken were absent!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer’s hands were cold!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!
What did the grape say after it was squashed?
Nothing. It just gave a little whine. (wine)
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey fart!
There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”
“Oh, it was ‘hit the ball and drag George, hit the ball and drag George!”
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