Where do pebbles grow up?
In the rockery!
Teacher: What is a collision?
Jane: A collision is when two things come together unexpectedly
Teacher: Can you give us an example of a collision?
Jane: Twins!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun!
Why are fish smarter then mice?
Because they live in schools!
What did the math teacher name her cow?
Cow-culator! (Calculator!)
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he stays there for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday!
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