Why are fish smarter then mice?
Because they live in schools!
What did the math teacher name her cow?
Cow-culator! (Calculator!)
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he stays there for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday!
What did Delaware?
A New Jersey!
What has a big hump and is found in the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the elephant and chicken were absent!
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