What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why do we need to go to the bed?
Because the bed does not come to us.
Where does a pirate look at trees?
At the ARRRR-boretum!
Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!
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