Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
What did the salad dressing say to the salad?
Don’t look at me I’m dressing!
Math teacher:If you were 7 last year, how old will you be next year?
Kid:Nine
Math teacher:Impossible!
Kid:No it isn’t teacher, I’m eight today!
What do you call a pig that takes karate?
A porkchop!
A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
How do you spell cat backwards?
C-A-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
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