What do call a person who has six eyes, two mouths, and three noses?
Ugly!
Why do trees have trunks?
Because it would look weird with suitcases!
What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone!
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
Where do pebbles grow up?
In the rockery!
Teacher: What is a collision?
Jane: A collision is when two things come together unexpectedly
Teacher: Can you give us an example of a collision?
Jane: Twins!
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