Jokes By Kids

From Sydney A., age 8, Sunbury on Thames, England

Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?

A postman!

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From Aliza P., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest person in the world can’t lift it?

Air!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What happens to a marathon runner with bad footwear?

They suffer the agony of de-feet! (Defeat)

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From Kaitlyn, age 12, Pittsfield Massachusetts

The more I dry the wetter I get…

Towel !

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From Caden, 3 years old, Seattle WA

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it!

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From Zoha Akhtar, age 11, Karachi, Pakistan

How long can a human live without a brain?

How old are you?

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