What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
What do the sun and moon usually argue about?
Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!
Why did the Football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarterback!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
None, because the rest are copycats!
Why did the students report card drown ?
Because it was under C-Level! (Sea level)
Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?
because she couldn’t make up her mind!
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