Jokes By Kids

From Anonymous, age 11, Massachusetts

What did the 5 say to the 2?

I’m bigger than you are!
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From Vineetha, age 11, U..A.E

What does the cow say to the calves who are too slow?

Moove it!

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From Paul Babaylan, 9 years old, Texas

Where do dogs park their cars?

The barking lot!

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From Jen, age 11, Manchester

Why did the crab blush?

Because the Sea wee’d!

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From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.

Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?

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From Hairy, 9 years old, Minnesota

Why did it rain?

Because Mother Nature had to go!

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