What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass ( I lied about the wheels)
What do you call a doll which swims in the water?
A doll-phin!
Why did the Duck die?
Because his Doctor was a Quack!!!
What kind of monkeys fly?
Hot air baboons!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaaahamas!
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