What can you put in a bucket of water to make it lighter?
A hole!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Remember these two words; they will open a lot of doors in your life…
Push and pull!
I know a fighting joke…
But, I can never remember the right punch line!
What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
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