Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
In a Launch box
What do you call a fish that’s greedy?
A selfish.
What do you call a pirate’s pet?
Scurvy dog!
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave ?
De-composing!
Why did the chicken leave the coop?
To hang with his peeps!
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