A pair of curtains goes to the Doctors and says:
“Doctor Doctor, i’m falling apart”
The doctor then replies…
“Well, pull yourself together!”
What do you get when you cross a hitchhiker with poison ivy?
An itch-hiker!
Doctor! Doctor! I have started seeing into the future!
When did this start M’lad?
Next Tuesday doctor!
Why did the math worksheet go to the doctor?
It had problems!
Why are dolls so afraid of cook-outs?
Because of last time that they had a Barbie-Q!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut!
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