Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?
An ear of corn!
Where do you stop on green and go on red?
A watermelon!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a psychic bank clerk?
A fortune teller!
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