Which is faster: Cold or Hot?
Hot, anybody can catch a Cold!
Customer: Waiter, there’s a cockroach in the chicken soup!
Waiter: Don’t worry, we won’t charge for it.
You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
Six.
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
It is stolen!
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
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