Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
What moves but does not see?
A clock!
Where would you find prehistoric cows?
In a moosuem!
Why did they not let the cat go to school?
Because it is a cheetah!
What did the water buffalo say to his son before he left for college?
BISON!!!!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
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