Why did the student baker’s cake smell great but taste bad?
Because he used the wrong kind of flower!
Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?
I’ll ketchup to you!
What did the hurricane say to the twister?
I got my eye on you!
Why did the weather ask for privacy?
It wanted to change!
What kind of phone does a Cyclops have?
An eye-phone!
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