Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hairs!
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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
From JJ, age 13, New York
Three elephants jump out of an airplane. Two land on land and the other lands in water.
Anonymous
What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?
From Tristen, 9 years old, US
What’s 0 plus 0?
From Sydney and Summer, MN USA
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?
From Mr. Jay Does All, 10 years old, USA
What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?
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