Why did the orange lose the race?
HE RAN OUT OF JUICE!
What’s the only kind of bagel that can fly?
A plane bagel!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Where do you go on red and stop on green?
A watermelon!
Toothbrush: “Sometimes I feel like I have the
worst job ever.
Toilet Paper: “Yeah, right.”
What do you eat during math class?
Pie!
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