Why didn’t the nose get on the soccer team?
He did not get picked!
A man drops his watch out the window of a 16-story building. He goes down the elevator and stops to get a soda. Then he walks down 12 flights of stairs and walks out just in time to catch his watch. A second man below says: “How did you do that?”
The first man says: “Didn’t you know? My watch is 5 minutes slow!”
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What do you get when you cross corn with jokes?
A corny joke!
How do you get a one-armed dufus out of a tree ?
Wave!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC!!!!
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