The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
How long can a human live without a brain?
How old are you?
What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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