Why was the phone wearing glasses?
He lost all his contacts!
Bob: how do you spell penguin backwards?
Larry: it’s easy. P-E-N-G-U-I-N-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
What is black, white, and read all over?
A newspaper!
How do you communnicate with a fish?
Drop him a line!
Why couldn’t the people find the turkey?
Because it was Thanksgiving!
What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
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