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From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and so on?

101 Dalmatians!
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Filed Under: Black and White

From Mercedes, age 11, Mt. Olive, Illinois

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crumby!
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Filed Under: Food

From Jonathan, age 8, Austin, Texas

What is a bee’s favorite snack?

Sting cheese!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Lacey, age 10, Southminster, England

A pair of curtains goes to the Doctors and says:
“Doctor Doctor, i’m falling apart”
The doctor then replies…

“Well, pull yourself together!”
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Filed Under: Health and Body

From RaeAnn, age 11, Oklahoma, USA

What do you get when you cross a hitchhiker with poison ivy?

An itch-hiker!
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Filed Under: People

From Lilly, age 10, England

Doctor! Doctor! I have started seeing into the future!
When did this start M’lad?

Next Tuesday doctor!
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Filed Under: Doctor

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