Where do you stop on green and go on red?
A watermelon!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a psychic bank clerk?
A fortune teller!
Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
In a Launch box
How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?
They got in formation!
What do you call a fish that’s greedy?
A selfish.
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