What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too small to be smoking!!!!
What did corn Baby say to corn Mommy?
Can I have a corn Dog?
Why did the son push his dad into the fridge?
Because he wanted a cold “pop!”
Why don’t vampires have friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck!
How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
“Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg”
“No.”
“It’s okay, he’s all right now.”
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