What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
It is stolen!
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?
An ear of corn!
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