Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Hanners 3122, 9 years old, U.S.A
Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
From James, 3 years old, UK
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
From Riya, 8 years old, Boston, MA
How do we know that Snow White treats all of her dwarfs equally?
From Caleb, age 7, United States
What is the best thing about a banana?
From TR, 15 years old, Hawaii
Why did the bee take honey to bed?
From Ruth, age 7, India
Why do spiders spin webs?
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