Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
What’s the musical part in your body?
Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?
Because he only had one eye!
What is the biggest building in the world?
A library because it has lot of stories!
Why did the snowman run away from the sun?
He didn’t want to get fired!
How do birds talk?
They use twitter!
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