Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do coats like to drink?
Coat-la-cola
Waitress: Do you like your food?
Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.
Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hairs!
Three elephants jump out of an airplane. Two land on land and the other lands in water.
*Boom-Boom Crash*!
What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?
He got hogwarts!
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