What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
A croc!
Why was the policeman singing in the car?
He was a singer too.
What’s a cow’s favorite math problem?
1 + 1 = moo!
What do you get if you put a spider on a computer.
A website!
It is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of the end,
And the end of every space.
What is it?
The letter E.
What did the sign over the Underwear Store say?
Git your butt over here!
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