What is a horse’s favorite state?
MAINE!
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly Collie!
TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?
JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY
What did one knife say to the other knife?
Well, you’re looking mighty sharp!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
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