How do birds talk?
They use twitter!
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too chicken!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You poker face!
How does a spider e-mail his girlfriend?
He uses the web!
There was a girl at Sunday school. The teacher decided to have a quiz. The first question went to the girl. The question was who was the first female on earth? The girl doesn’t know so she asks for a clue. The teacher says “An apple…”. The girl says ummmm……
Granny Smith?
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