What do you get when you cross an elephant with a tree?
An animal with two trunks!
What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?
A golden receiver!
Why did Tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for poo! (Winnie the Pooh)
What is a gorilla’s favorite president?
Ape-raham Lincoln!
Why did the children eat their homework?
Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow poke!
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