How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!
Why did the Math book cry?
It had too many problems.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
Why did the dinosaur blow up?
Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!
I took a prune to the prom. Why?
I couldn’t find a date!
How did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
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