Jokes By Kids

From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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From Elizabeth Chleborad, 11 years old, South Dakota, USA

I don’t understand why people get bitten by sharks…

I mean, don’t they hear the music?
Duh Duh Duh Duh

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From Summer Battaglia, 9 years old, VA

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

Whoopsy daisies!

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From Nikki, 10 years old, Georgia

Why did the lady tie skates to her chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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From Kellie, age 9, Scotland

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

Yet!

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