Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you leave me alone?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ant Hill.
Ant Hill who?
Aunt Hilda was eating bugs again.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan over there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Would.
Would who?
Would you get me out of here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!
