Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ilene
Ilene who?
Ilened over the fence too far and it broke!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Whats the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car’s windscreen?
Its bottom!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!!!
