Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the internet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie-Who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, “Go forth and multiply.” He said to the deer,” Go forth and multiply.”
He then said to the snakes, “Go forth and multiply.” They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, “What is the matter?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!
