Jokes By Kids

From Charnise G., age 12, St. Thomas, Virgin Islands

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?

Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

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From Christeena B., age 11, Belgium

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?

Barbieque!!

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From Kaylie, age 9, Illinois

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?

Olive Harry Potter!

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From Kamen T., age 9, Canada

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

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From Megan, age 11, Pennsylania

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argue.
Argue who?

Argue going to let me in or not?

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From Nishele and Kelly, age 11, Altus, Oklahoma

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?

I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA,HA)!

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