How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
“Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg”
“No.”
“It’s okay, he’s all right now.”
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a boogie under it!
Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?
Hannah: Well, the invitation said from 5-7 and I’m 8.
What is your bone in your body that always makes you laugh?
Your Humerus!
Are you smart? Spell It.
I-T!!!
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