What do you call a pig who does karate?
Porkchop!
A mother hen lays 10 eggs, and one day, every egg except two hatches. What does she say to those two eggs?
Wake Up and Start Crackin’!
What kind of cars do cats drive?
Cat-illacs!!!
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A chair!
How do you make an eggroll?
You Push it!
What did the girl say when she lost her puppy?
Doggone!
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