Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
Will you know me tomorrow?
Yes.
Will you know me next week?
Yes.
Will you know me next year?
Yes.
Will you know me in two years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I thought you said you’d know me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunty.
Aunty who?
Aunty you sick of Nanny!!!
