A man told his pet millipede to get the mail.
Two days later the man went to go see where his pet was.
He was still at the door putting his shoes on!
What is this fly doing in my soup?
I think he’s doing the backstroke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
