Where do cows dance?
At meatballs!
Where do cows go on their space vacation?
The moooooon!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
To get to her website.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
