What did the cow say when it was about to step on an ant?
Moooove!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go MOOOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C….
MOO!!!!!
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs!
