What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
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From Sum sum (nick name) , age 10, USA
What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?
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What is a snake’s favorite subject?
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How do you make a kleenex dance?
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How does a rose ride a bike?
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What was the rock’s band called?
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What do you get when you cross an owl and a magician?
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