Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater!
What was the most flexible dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around then!
What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
