How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
What’s big and grey and can fly straight up?
An elecopter.
How do elephants speak to each other?
On ‘elephones!
What is big, gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellaphant!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
