What is big, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
How do you know peanuts are fattening?
Because you never see a skinny elephant!
Why are elephants big and gray?
Because if they were small and red they would be apples.
How can you get 5 elephants in a Volkswagen?
Put 2 in the front seat and 3 in the back.
What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer?
A mega-byte!
How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
