How do you know there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head touches the ceiling.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
How do you know there’s an elephant in the oven?
You can’t shut the door.
Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkley?
If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!!!
