Why were the two elephants thrown off the beach?
Because between them they only had a single pair of trunks.
How do you know when an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling!
How can you tell an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
You can smell the peanut butter from his breath!
Why does an elephant paint his toenails yellow?
So he can hide upside down in a custard bowl.
What’s the red stuff between elephant’s toes?
Slow pygmies.
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can’t fit in the bathtub!
