What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A hamster sandwich!
When does a hamster take a bath?
When no one’s looking!
Where does a hamster go for Spring Break?
Hamsterdam!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new one!
